Goals in Life

Tiffany

1. Britney Spears Concert

2. Meet 吳孟達

3. Go to 張學友 concert

4. Publish a book

5. Be one half of a power couple

6. Tiffany Hong Eugenics Project

Kerou

1. Join CIA

2. Go to 張學友 concert

3. Meet Ryan Reynolds

4. Be rich enough to buy an Audi R8 and have the diplomatic immunity to drive it as fast as I want

5. Buy a ranch in WA and open up an animal rescue

Greatest Fears

Tiffany

1. Slugs

2. Matthew Schilleman

3. Clarinets

4. Toilets Seats Left Up

5. Face-Deforming Car Accidents

6. Sexual Communism

Kerou

1. Inefficiency

2. Ineptitude

3. Not being able to stick it to people that make me spiteful